Puppies attack toddler in the most adorable way

This is the most vicious (not vicious) mauling (not a mauling) you have ever seen.

Golden Friend Forever Kennel in São Paulo posted the most wonderful video of a tot being mugged by a pound of puppies.

The wagging tails. The laughter. The. Puppies.

Omgee. Squee.

Não tenho maturidade para tanta fofura junta!!! 🙈😍 Dourados GFF, Giuli x Leon e Grazi x Nelson 🤣! 😍💙❤️🐶 . @retrieverpuppies @goldenretrieversworld @puppiespedia @goldenretriever @americankennelclub . . . . #golden #goldens #gff #gffkennel #gffdogstore #goldensofinstagram #goldenretrieversofinstagram #goldenpuppy #ilovepet #ilovedog #pet #dog #ilovegolden_Retrievers #puppy #puppies #criandocomamor #sintaaemocaogff

A post shared by Golden Friend Forever Kennel (@gffkennel) on Aug 4, 2018 at 4:46pm PDT

Folks on Twitter, naturally, are having a little too much fun.

Breaking News: Pack of rabid wolves tear a defenceless child to pieces in sickening, unprovoked attack. pic.twitter.com/yg1MhkR7ZB

— Paul Bronks (@BoringEnormous) August 6, 2018

WARNING: Graphic video

A pack of vicious dogs brutally attack a helpless child as he tries to escape their merciless wrathpic.twitter.com/TvvMqzr5vL

— Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@MuslimIQ) August 9, 2018

GFF Kennel’s Instagram, by the way, is a rabbit hole you want to fall down.

Dia de tbt e de muito amor pelos babies!!! Como resistir?! 😍🐶💕 . . . . . #golden #goldens #gff #gffkennel #gffdogstore #goldensofinstagram #goldenretrieversofinstagram #goldenpuppy #ilovepet #ilovedog #pet #dog #ilovegolden_Retrievers #puppy #puppies #criandocomamor #sintaaemocaogff

A post shared by Golden Friend Forever Kennel (@gffkennel) on Aug 2, 2018 at 4:03pm PDT

It has a cuteness count of about a zillion.

Olá aumigos!!! 😍💙🐶❣️ . . . . . #golden #goldens #gff #gffkennel #gffdogstore #goldensofinstagram #goldenretrieversofinstagram #goldenpuppy #ilovepet #ilovedog #pet #dog #ilovegolden_Retrievers #puppy #puppies #criandocomamor #sintaaemocaogff

A post shared by Golden Friend Forever Kennel (@gffkennel) on Jun 27, 2018 at 6:58am PDT

Photo gffkennel/Instagram