Captain America needs to learn at thing or two about modern-day tweeting.
Chris Evans, who plays the superhero on the big screen, posted a photo of himself cuddling his sleeping dog, Dodger, saying simply he was missing the pooch.
Naturally, people jumped to conclusions. Because, people.
Really missing this guy right now. pic.twitter.com/fWNviX6CrH
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) July 8, 2017
Which freaked folks out.
CHRIS YOU MUST SPECIFY WHY HE’S MISSED NEXT TIME MY GOODNESS
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) July 8, 2017
Thinking Dodger was dead.
And then the actor clarified.
To be clear, he’s alive and well, just thousands of miles away for the next couple months.
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) July 8, 2017
A relief to many. Including actor Seth Rogan.
Fuck dude I was like crying.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) July 8, 2017
Also, Dodger is pretty adorable.
In other non-depressing news, my dog is still a pure, brand new soul, enjoying nonverbal bonds of love + acceptance w pretty much everything pic.twitter.com/Wg4CASei7n
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) June 8, 2017
Like, who wouldn’t love this guy? Applies equally to the dog.
Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! From me and this desperate social climber. pic.twitter.com/ZnT2TQDR0c
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) February 14, 2017